MY FATHER! MY FATHER!! - 85% OF FATHERS WON'T READ THIS
MY FATHER! MY FATHER!! -
85% OF FATHERS WON'T READ THIS
A NII COMMEY HADWRITING
My Father! My Father!!
I know you know that this day called
Fathers’ Day is arguably the most unpopular celebration in the year.
O Father!
Discriminated against, victimized;
taunted:
Your right to weep, taken away from you
because from infancy, grandma told you ‘a
man does not cry'- contrary to John 11:35.
The last time you wept because your
33 year old insulted your intelligence:
Mummy stared at you and said
" Who is this girl of a man?”
Your friends came around and scoffed
"My friend, you craze? Man wey you dey cry
like that. idiot"
Your pocket is always boiling, busily
celebrating: Mother's Day- Valentine's Day, Christmas, Birthday;
Even the excitement of your own day (Father's Day) will
depend on the sweetness of your of your pocket
They make you believe we are in a Man’s World
But we all know the best BOARDROOM decisions
are made in the BEDROOM
Inside that chamber, the only time you get to open your mouth is when you want to yawn!!
My Father! My Father!!.... they challenge
you:
Always they challenge you!
“What a man can do, a woman can do better”
And yet we know where they hide when the armed robber
enters the house;
We know the wardrobes they climb when they
see the mouse dancing with the cockroach:
O, yes! we know the screams they make when the wall gecko smiles at them
My Father! My Father!! .. you can't
even talk.....because by nature you speak only 7,000 words a day: Mummy speaks 20,000
You wake up every morning thinking
about how and where and when to pay your children’s school fees:
Your net salary is GHC400 - typical
civil servant
And your three children’s school fees
add up to GHC1000 minus text books and feeding fee, multiplied by school, uniforms.
You are never right; even if you are, you never have been.
By the time we realize Father maybe right
We also have grown to have children who think we are
wrong
O My Father! My Father!!, even your own BIRTHDAY
escapes you...
How can you remember a day like FATHERS’
DAY!
I know 85% of Fathers cannot read this
because they are too busy looking for money for their families
85% of Fathers cannot be bothered by
this celebration
69% of fathers will not answer all the
calls intended to wish the Father’s Day, because they will see it as a bother!
97% of Father’s will wake up on Sunday
morning, not remembering its FATHERS’ DAY
But whatever it is
My Father…You are My Father!
You are still My Father!
Happy Father's Day!!!!!!
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